Shaq Throws George Clooney Out Of His Restaurant, Bans Him For Life,“Keep Your Wokeness Out”
n a stunning turn of events, NBA legend and business mogul Shaquille O’Neal has reportedly expelled Hollywood superstar George Clooney from one of his restaurants,...
Olympic Boxing Committee’s Bold Decision Carini Gets a Second Chance
In a stunning announcement, the Olympic Boxing Committee has decided to give Ms. Carini another shot in the ring. This time, she’ll face an opponent on an even...
Breaking News: Sylvester Stallone Exits $1 Billion Project with George Clooney, Calls Him ‘Creepy Guy’
Folks, the one and only legendary Hollywood actor Sly has blown me away and knocked me off my feet… Not just me, but all of...
Russian gymnastics coach wants the rule changed after Simone Biles wins for the sixth time.
Simone Biles made a triumphant return to the international stage at the 2023 World Gymnastics Championships, securing her sixth all-around title. However, her performance has...
What to Know about Simone Biles at the Paris Olympics: Absent from Opening Ceremony, Leg Issue, Public Criticism & More
Simone Biles’ appearance at the Paris Olympics is being discussed online for various reasons. The superstar gymnast missed the opening ceremony, experienced an issue with...
Satire, Featured Breaking: University of Texas Revokes Scholarships of 5 Anthem Kneelers
In the echoing chambers of stadiums where athletic prowess usually takes center stage, a new, poignant drama unfolds, marring the traditional spectacle of college football....
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Consumer Reports has recently released its list of “Used Cars to Avoid,” and surprisingly, Tesla’s Model S and Model X have found their place among the less-favored vehicles....
Breaking: Netflix Suffers a Loss of $10 Million in A Day After Going Woke
Netflix faced a huge backlash from netizens for their bold move to save the world. Netflix has become the weakest streaming platform on earth, woah!...
Roseanne Barr Joins Forces with Mark Wahlberg and Mel Gibson in Launching Non-Woke Production Studio
In an unexpected move that has sent ripples through Hollywood Comedic icon Roseanne Barr has announced her collaboration with Hollywood heavyweights Mark Wahlberg....
Disney Loses $1 Billion Overnight Following Elon Musk’s Boycott Call
In a dramatic turn of events, Disney has experienced a staggering $1 billion loss overnight following a boycott call from tech magnate Elon Musk. The...